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Alex Kupferberg

“Class Kuf”

Years at Buckley: 11 years
Activities: Red Team, Captain 7, Soccer 5, 6, 7, Basketball 7, 8, Lacrosse 5, 6,
8, Baseball 7, Student Council President 8, Class Representative 6, 7, Chorus
5, 6, 7, “ The Nutcracker” 1, 8, “ Founder’ s Day” 3 “Annie” 8.
Quips: “Yup!” ... “ Nice!”
Quotes: “ It’s not the strongest o f species that survive, nor the most intelligent,
but the one most responsive to change.” Charles Darwin. “ If winning isn’t
everything, why do they keep score?” Vince Lombardi.
LastWill: I, Alex Kupferberg leave Peter: golf, H-Unit, Mr. Hall’s globe, the remix,
LP, banned from Will’s house, Yup!, prank calls on Q -104.3, Howard Stern, short
shorts on “Reno 911” , Sign me up!, mallets in musicology, Will’s gardeners, Mr.
Johnson, bottle rockets, the mailman, Abdar, Chinatown, Hey, PeterMan turn on
Channel 9!,” Sheila Running Bear on Court TV, Say hello to my little friend!, 7th
grade lunch table, Gimme that what!, Ag!, Eric’s surround sound, the church, dri­
veway ski jump, Lake Placid closed glades, canes, Lupus, throwing darts at maps
in my basement, bonzi buddy, the roof, The coffee’s strong!, the pegging game, out
West, my pool, Eazy-e, “Making the Band 2” , Indian lacrosse sticks, berries at
recess, Bunyin, Whitey, “Scarface” , “Sorority Boys” , orangejuice before the game,
The Water Boy” , “ Office Space” , my roof; Ricky D.: so many good times; Eric D.:
LT jersey, math class, your surround sound, Whitney, “Yea, yea, playa!” , the mal­
let in musicology, “ Hey, PeterMan turn on Channel 9!” , The Green, “ Scarface” ,
berries at recess, golf; Will: banned from your house, talking to Michael, the gar­
deners, the lemon tree, The Everything Book, your neighbors, heavy metal, get­
ting duct taped, 7lhgrade, N.J. represent, fruit snacks, advisory with R.S.; Alyssa,
Casey and Molly: the trampoline, tackle football at Ricky’s, the ski trip, the Hamp­
tons, the pizza man, “ The Little Mermaid” , Medieval Times, Manhunt, aim chats,
talks; Melissa: the Hamptons, your gumball machine, candy, out West, Maguro,
skiing; Erin: Yankee games, Entemann house, Captain Adams, your party; Lizzy:
out West, Entemann house, parties, skiing in VT, your house; Gabby: Eric, advi­
sory with R.S. and Mr. Hall;D’Arcy: out West, Entemann house. Mr. Persaud: advi­
sory, R.S., the one meter rule. Mr. Hall: advisory, H-Unit, your globe; Jill: 2 more
years; Mom and Dad: Thanks for everything!

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